I need a nap in ways I cannot even begin to describe.

I've been having dreams lately of being a bad teacher, which I think is making me a bad teacher. That or my fuzzy head.

I've also been sleepwalking. I can tell because I go to sleep in clothes and wake up without clothes. Sometimes it looks like I just took them off and flung them across the room, other times it seems as though I've made an effort to put them back in the closet.

I've also been having other dreams that are more pleasant than my teacher dreams but those are private.

Speaking of private things, people are flirting outside my office door. For some reason listening to their flirty conversation is not really satisfying. Not at all, actually.

I still need a nap.