a very attractive european woman just approached me as I was filching some free donuts. she leaned over the table, intimately, very close to my face. for a moment I thought she was going to try to kiss me. she glanced around her and then whispered conspiratorially, "I've been eating chocolate. do I have chocolate in my teeth?" bearing all but her molars to me. I told her she was fine and then she burst into hysterical laughter, buckling over. I took my chocolate sprinkle donut back into my office, closed the door, and burst into my own hysterical laughter, buckling over.

I love strangers.