here's a joke for you that i thought was very very funny.

ok, so Albert Einstein dies and goes to heaven. He gets there and gets quite concerned whether he'll have anybody to talk to. So he walks around for a while and runs into somebody and asks "What's your IQ?" "160," says the woman. "Great!" he says, "we can discuss
mathematics, physics, and my theory of relativity!"





then he walks along a little more and finds someone else and asks "What's your IQ?". The person says "135." "Wonderful," he replies, "we can discuss art, literature, music.."






then he walks a little further and sees somebody. "What's your IQ?," asks Einstein. "70". And he says "So, what do you think's going to happen with interest rates?"


ba dum bum. :-)