a man and a woman, newly married, set out for their honeymoon in a horse and carriage, as was the tradition way back when way back in georgia. as they're trotting along the horse stumbles. whoa, said the man, pulling the horse to a stop. he got out an pointed his finger in the horse's face. that's one, he said, and got back in the carriage with his new wife. a few minutes later the horse stumbles again. whoa, the man said again, and the horse again stopped. that's two, he warned, finger again at the horse. not but one minute after that the horse stumbled a third time. the man got out, said that's three, and shot the horse in the head.

his wife yelled, what are you doing? are you stupid? we only have one horse and you shot it and what the hell are we going to do now?

that's one, the man said.