you know, it's amazing how many times one can hear a song and never really hear a song. my roomate has a saturday morning cartoons cd (all rocked out w/ the ramones & juliana hatfield & helmet & others), and i finally got around to considering the joy of happy happy joy joy.

i mean, stinky wizzleteats? really?

the lyrics:

Hello boys and girls. This is your old pal, Stinky Wizzleteats.
This is a song about a whale. No! This is a song about being happy!
That's right! It's the Happy Happy Joy Joy song!

Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Happy Happy Joy Joy
Happy Happy Joy Joy!

I don't think you're happy enough! That's right! I'll teach you to be happy!
I'll teatch your grandmother to suck eggs! Now, boys and girls, let's try it again!

If you ain't the grandaddy of all liars! The little critters of nature...They don't know
that they're ugly! That's very funny, a fly maryying a bumblebee! I told you I'd shoot!
But you didn't believe me! Why didn't you believe me?!


Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Happy Happy
Happy Happy Joy Joy Joy!"