things i learned yesterday:

1. all gold is yellow, will eventually become yellow. a vs diamond contains very slight visible imperfections. diamond color is indicated by letter (starting with d for the whitest diamond). you're in the clear until about k and then you're dealing with a colored stone. s,t,u,v stuff are when diamonds get expensively colored, like j. lo's pink diamond or a canary yellow one. cut refers to much more than shape.
2. jewlers work on commission. they tell you these things because they expect you will buy from them. if you have no intention of buying and are just a curious girl who's got a spare hour and zero monies to play with, they will hate you. they will spit on you and refuse to shine you.
3. some girls will actually let perfect strangers touch their breasts.
4. don't worry please don't worry how many times do i have to say it there's no way not to be who you are and where
5. tits are much harder to fit than ass. no matter how flat or how big the ass.
6. reporters for abc news are not readily using the phrase "weapons of mass destruction" anymore unless to talk about what america doesn't have. we have now regressed to "weapons...ah...just weapons."
7. it is possible to plead poverty and get a discount if you look sad enough.
8. yesterday tomorrow same thing
9. never promise a woman anything nor let her know what you're going to give her. that's the only way to manage them. always keep them guessing. if you cant think of any other way to surprise them, give them a bust in the jaw.
10. here comes the sun.