i'll offer this as explanation (i can't take credit) -- emma (the 4 year old) wanted to be mean to me on the playground, telling me i can't use her pen to draw with. what came out of her mouth next i only wish i had the chops for.

she let me write it down because she said i could put it in a book and call it emma. i wish i could also put in a book the expression on her father's face when he walked in and she put her mouth on his crotch and said "yummy penis."

from the mouth of babes. :-)